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從北海道回來後

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笑笑對方先生就徹底死心了

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對愛情也灰心了

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和秦奮的交往一直讓她很矛盾

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有時覺得此人很貼心有趣

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有時又覺得他很情緒化

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悲觀就頹廢

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興奮起來就失控

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挺大的人了卻還是像個孩子

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最讓她糾結的是

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雖然她努力想讓自己愛上秦奮

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然而卻始終止步於好感

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秦奮已經不年輕了

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北京話 蒼孫

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蒼孫無限好 只是近黃昏

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和笑笑不同

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在結婚這件事上

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他是希望能盡快把生米煮成熟飯的

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為此

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他特意選擇了慕田峪長城

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決定在那裡向笑笑正式求婚

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你起來

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你實在點行嗎

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你答應我

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咱倆先結了

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以後後悔再說以後的

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你想清楚了

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結了我可是不離的

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你要離 我就

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接孟姜女的班

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把剩下的那段長城也哭塌了

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沒你我活不了

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你老實告訴我

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你今年到底多大了

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六一 六一 的嘛

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你都61啦

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六一年生的

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48.

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那後面還有30年呢

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活不了那麼長 活不了那麼長

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20年總有吧

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你跟誰過20年啊

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還真沒有

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那你怎麼敢保證

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就可以跟我白頭到老呢

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我不知道

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是願望吧

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結婚對你來說意味著什麼呀

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是愛嗎

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不是 不是

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絕不是

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這我懂 愛是有壽命的

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我要真愛你我就不跟你結婚啦

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說溜嘴了 說溜嘴了

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愛還是愛的

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你別 你別找補

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我願意聽你說真話

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生米終於要煮成熟飯了

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我宣布

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芒果女士與李香山先生的離婚典禮

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現在開始

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請二位舊人

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入場

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停

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今天

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我們在一起

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見證

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我們的

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共同的好朋友

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芒果和香山

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結束他們維持5年的婚姻

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從夫妻變回熟人

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請你們對錢發誓

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以下你們所做的承諾

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是誠實可信

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深思熟慮 義無反顧的

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芒果

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你誠實的回答我

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把手放上

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從今往後

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不論香山

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多麼富有 多麼健康 多麼愛你

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你都不願意跟他在一起嗎

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不願意

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香山

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你誠實的回答我

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從今往後

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不論芒果

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多麼美麗 多麼動人 多麼愛你

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你都不願意跟她在一起嗎

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不願意

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下面請二位互相交回戒指

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我替你們挖坑埋了

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要最後一吻嗎

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要

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不必了吧

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那就不必了吧

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他們說不必了

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下面

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剪囍字

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那就像熟人一樣握手吧

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去呀

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去呀 去呀

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再像熟人一樣

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擁個抱吧

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怎麼那麼多事啊你

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抱吧

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離了也是好朋友

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散買賣 不散交情

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二位倒香檳

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不過啦

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不過啦

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放鴿子

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軒軒

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咱倆可以一起放啊

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把繩子解開

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謝謝你能來啊

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果果 好看吧

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好看

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軒軒

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你今天怎麼那麼興奮啊

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為他們高興啊

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放飛的心情

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離了還是好朋友

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那當初結婚還幹嘛呢

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直接當好朋友不就成了

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那可不一樣

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結之前的好朋友和離之後的好朋友

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有本質的區別啊

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終於可以不負責任了是吧

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不是不負責任

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是誰也不圖誰什麼了

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雙方都不抱幻想了

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才能做到真正的包容

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這朋友交的多踏實啊

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ECCO李

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果果認識吧

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認識認識

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給大夥添麻煩了啊

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真羨慕你們倆

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什麼情況啊

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乾了乾了乾了

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剛跟你一起放氣球那女孩是誰啊

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眉來眼去的

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香山他們公司聘的台灣女主持

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還老拉我跟她主持一檔旅遊節目

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我一直沒答應

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難怪香山今天那麼興奮呢

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千萬不要相信一見鍾情

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哪跌倒的哪爬起來

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香山哥你真帥

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帥麼

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你哪的你

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你跟誰來的

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什麼情況喝酒

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香山哥少喝啊

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你這麼急著娶我

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是不是也惦記著早結早離啊

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我是打算跟你一條道走到黑的

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原來你們兩個在這裡躲著

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我說我怎麼抓不著你們呢

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在這呢

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少喝 少喝

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受影響了哥哥

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弟弟喝大了

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大夥還滿意嗎

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都很受啟發很受鼓舞

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有好幾對都說了

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回頭他們分的時候也這麼辦

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靠譜

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什麼是生活

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生活就是每天都有一個新的

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美麗的夢幻般的開始

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真沒良心

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我告訴你我一開始 李香山

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果果 我問你

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今天高不高興

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高興

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好不好

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好

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有沒有面子

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嗯

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以後想我了打電話給我 隨時

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你別給新認識的人花太多錢

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散啦

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散啦散啦啊

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散啦散啦

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散啦

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散啦散啦 各回各家

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你跟香山說他別老一激動

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就給新人太多錢

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你這車 你這車

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你這車

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你們兩個從此不是一車啦

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果果大了

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好不好

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好好好

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太好了 好吧

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好好好

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好著呢

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走啦

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奮哥

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怎麼著

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您得把這燕尾服還我

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你先拿著

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褲子明兒再說啊

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好嘞 回見回見

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好 我給您關

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好

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姓秦的

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謝謝你啊

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辦的比我們結婚的時候都熱鬧

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跟你求了麼

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當啷

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千萬別學我啊

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腦袋一熱就答應了

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要結也得先試

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好的就不用試了

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試就試試這人有多差勁

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你都不可愛了

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他還能對你好麼

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你從什麼時候開始不可愛的

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蜜月都沒過完呢他就嫌我笨了

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那咱們就從蜜月開始試

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不

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要試試咱們就從七年之癢開始

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就試

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誰比誰討厭

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先生

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您用哪一款

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法國和澳大利亞

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先生

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我們準備了法國和澳洲的紅酒

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您想用哪一瓶

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別動

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真像我們品牌的人

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你必須得參加我們這次

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海南分賽區的選美

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天使在艾美

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最少能進前五

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梁小姐有經紀人麼

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有興趣向代言發展麼

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這是我的名片

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人家都結婚了

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都有老公了

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梁小姐

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有車送嗎

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餵

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我到了

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你在哪兒呢

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我還沒出門呢

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你都到了

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要不要先自己打個車到亞龍灣

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我到那裡接你

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00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:27,797
好

256
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,229
那我自己搭計程車吧

257
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,550
那誰呢

258
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,396
笑笑

259
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,395
剛才還在呢

260
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,390
哦好 謝謝謝謝

261
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,553
您的咖啡請慢用

262
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,516
謝謝

263
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,356
餵

264
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,834
你怎麼不接我電話呀

265
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,073
你幹嘛呢你

266
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,673
我都到亞龍灣了

267
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,155
你在哪兒呢

268
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,355
什麼

269
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,109
你真去啦？

270
00:18:59,240 --> 00:18:59,990
啊

271
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,999
我騙你吶

272
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,150
我就在飛機場呢

273
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,033
我就在大廳的出口等你呢

274
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,391
那你趕快來吧

275
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,556
馬上

276
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,234
馬上馬上我馬上

277
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,355
你別動啊

278
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,308
你怎麼騙人呢

279
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,674
看在今天是咱倆試婚頭一天

280
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,798
我就原諒你了啊

281
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,389
真結婚了

282
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,193
兩口子就得以誠相待

283
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,078
不能我不說實話你也不說實話

284
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,519
兩位瞎話連篇

285
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,832
那這日子怎麼往下過啊

286
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,310
你也覺得以誠相待重要了呀

287
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,072
太重要了

288
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,232
一家子至少一個得說實話

289
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,677
否則我們就永遠聽不到實話了

290
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,149
這沒說實話的責任在我是麼

291
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,390
我那是要給你一個驚喜

292
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,232
你可是真騙我

293
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,392
一個人坐那喝一小時咖啡

294
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,509
就是不接電話

295
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,834
看著我幹著急

296
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,630
我呢也有不少滿嘴說瞎話的朋友

297
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,629
可人家說瞎話是有目的的

298
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,471
沒見過你這樣子的

299
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,669
什麼都不為

300
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,789
你是不是說瞎話有快感呀

301
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,555
我原來實話也比瞎話多

302
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,308
後來發現實話傷人

303
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,355
誰都不愛聽

304
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,669
我也不愛聽

305
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,239
居家過日子犯不著肝膽相照

306
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,078
虛著點和氣

307
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,628
你老實告訴我

308
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,473
我真有你平常誇的那麼好麼

309
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,798
人品還是模樣啊

310
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,749
分得開麼在我身上

311
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,711
我實話告訴你

312
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,469
你

313
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,477
倆眼長得有點

314
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,755
開

315
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,158
有點像比目魚

316
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,836
你的實話就是人身攻擊是吧

317
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,270
我就知道說實話是這結果

318
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,795
到了

319
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,469
你怎麼找了一個

320
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,437
這麼不真實的地方安家呀

321
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,475
這是我準備死在這裡的地方

322
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,559
面向大海

323
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,519
背靠青山

324
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,715
四季花開

325
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,118
最後一眼看世界

326
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,031
就別看一眼糟心了

327
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,439
這地方你買的呀

328
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,789
怎麼沒跟我說呢

329
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,429
租的

330
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,348
20年

331
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,477
安度晚年夠用了

332
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,232
晚年了已經

333
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,714
要我說呀

334
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,709
七年之癢咱不試了

335
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,750
把中年危機也省了

336
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,114
直接就試相依為命

337
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,799
你說行麼

338
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,358
我看行

339
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,478
我幫你放上水

340
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,273
麻利的洗個澡吧

341
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,272
我沖涼

342
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,555
環保

343
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,516
你在這我怎麼換衣服啊

344
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,193
老夫老妻了怎麼還害燥啊

345
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,475
這麼多年都不背我

346
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,033
這會兒講究起來了

347
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,636
倆人洗更環保

348
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,834
這麼多年了

349
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,115
我也受夠了

350
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,636
現在我要求有一點自己的隱私

351
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,308
要不咱別試了

352
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,753
真結了得了

353
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,153
你這樣的打著燈籠還真難找

354
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,039
回頭夜長夢多

355
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,237
再來讓誰給劫了

356
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,394
真要結了婚

357
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,679
你會想要孩子嗎

358
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,270
長得像你就要 像我就算了

359
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,548
那有了孩子

360
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,035
你還會像現在這樣對我好嗎

361
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,350
我說實話你可別急

362
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,631
沒有孩子我也不可能

363
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,593
永遠像現在這樣對你好

364
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,630
誰敢給永遠打保票啊

365
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,599
說能你會死啊

366
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,232
你看你看 你看

367
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,548
你讓我說實話

368
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,392
我一說實話你就急

369
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,079
那我就騙你吧

370
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,315
能

371
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,354
我就不會變

372
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,639
我要對一個人好

373
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,559
我就永遠對他好

374
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,391
您說那好

375
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,078
是我說那好麼

376
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:01,996
親愛的

377
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,593
下樓梯自己嘆

378
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,436
那不行

379
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,709
一步都不讓你走

380
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,268
你行不行啊

381
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,759
不行我自己下來走了

382
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,349
那哪行啊 必須的

383
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,310
馬上就到了

384
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,715
你放手你放手

385
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,073
你放手

386
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,032
看你出的這身汗

387
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,468
不行就別逞能

388
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,039
好像我多沉似的

389
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,236
你是沒趕上我好的時候

390
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,469
這二年

391
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,398
是有點虛

392
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,633
以前不這樣

393
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,029
不這樣

394
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,794
你磨蹭什麼呢

395
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,355
馬上 馬上

396
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,394
來我幫你我幫你

397
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,070
怎麼啦

398
00:28:59,120 --> 00:28:59,836
腰

399
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,711
腰 腰動不了了

400
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,033
痛疼 痛

401
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,512
我幫你揉揉

402
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,350
不能揉 痛

403
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,435
痛

404
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,271
上午蝶泳來著

405
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,193
蝶大發了

406
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,111
就你這身子骨還蝶泳啊

407
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,998
你以為自己是菲爾普斯啊

408
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,479
別用指尖揉啊

409
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,119
用手掌揉

410
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,078
你把我這衣服撩開

411
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,238
舒服

412
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,631
你幫我把那CD打開

413
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,639
第四首

414
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,350
你拉開床頭櫃那抽屜

415
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,190
看見那油了嗎

416
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,594
看見了

417
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,312
先把手搓熱了

418
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,594
感覺熱了嗎

419
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,510
熱啦

420
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,272
把油倒手心裡

421
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,239
多倒點

422
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,309
多倒

423
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,311
你上來

424
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,151
啊

425
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,554
上來

426
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,479
你騎我身上

427
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,752
這樣你能使上勁

428
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,588
你順著我這腰肌往上揉

429
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,476
哪是腰肌啊

430
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,828
這就是 這就是

431
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,354
往上揉

432
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,231
往下揉

433
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,437
再往上揉

434
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,756
你當這是按摩了吧

435
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,478
真是享受

436
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,475
你把自己當末代皇帝了吧

437
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,832
行不行啊

438
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,669
你醒啦

439
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,236
對不起 我睡著了

440
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,073
我太失禮了

441
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,559
沒事

442
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,828
你接著睡

443
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,435
咱沒必要非走那過場

444
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,794
你轉過來

445
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,799
我真不是故意的

446
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,758
我一鬆手你就掉下去了

447
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,548
要睡也是我睡沙發你睡床上啊

448
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,399
是你睡沙發呀

449
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,595
小倆口

450
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,159
頭一宿就分居

451
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,072
傳出去讓人笑話

452
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,708
你的蜜月已經結束了 大哥

453
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,358
咱們現在老兩口了

454
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,708
你對我已經冷淡了

455
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,831
我不冷淡我熱得跟一盆火似的

456
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,759
不不不 你這盆火已經燒成灰了

457
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,759
我也已經冷淡了

458
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,552
誰也不想碰誰了

459
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,193
審美疲勞了明白嗎秦奮

460
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,240
那這日子還怎麼往下過呀

461
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,550
所以才要試試呀

462
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,351
這情況很普遍的

463
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,036
據說百分之九十的夫妻

464
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,276
結了婚15年20年後

465
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,470
就誰也不碰誰了

466
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,313
但人家日子還是照樣過嘛

467
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,149
咱們試婚試的是什麼啊

468
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,070
嗯

469
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,354
咱們試婚試的不是什麼如膠似漆

470
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,356
咱們試的是

471
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,557
沒有了激情還能不能不離不棄

472
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,789
白頭到老

473
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,595
你行嗎

474
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,349
我先表個態

475
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,475
我行

476
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,708
我也表個態

477
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,398
我就是那例外的

478
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,110
你80了我對你也有激情

479
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,800
又睜眼說瞎話了

480
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,230
我80你都100啦

481
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,517
筷子你都拿不住

482
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,791
我站在你面前你都不認得我是誰了

483
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,672
還以為我是你媽呢

484
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,192
早知道這麼冷淡

485
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,315
還不如娶那一年一次的呢

486
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,311
好歹一年還有一次

487
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,429
可你倒好

488
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,271
一天好日子沒撈過

489
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,839
後悔了吧

490
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,510
一切都還來得及

491
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,668
看來這試婚還真是必要的

492
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,191
好好想想吧

493
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,230
扛不住

494
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,673
就早說

495
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,391
晚安了 親愛的

496
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,039
您好 打擾了

497
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,270
您先生在淘寶網上訂的輪椅到了

498
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,753
我們沒訂輪椅啊

499
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,713
是秦先生訂的 我聽得出他的聲

500
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,075
怎麼啦

501
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,711
你要輪椅乾嗎

502
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,354
我癱了

503
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,308
你說什麼

504
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,472
我癱了

505
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,519
你癱了

506
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,238
站不起來了

507
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,759
別胡扯 你起來

508
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,149
不是沒有這個可能性啊

509
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,392
咱試婚試什麼啊

510
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,797
都硬硬朗朗的拔腿就能跑那不用試

511
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,319
咱就試 其中有一個癱了

512
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,511
另一個能不能不離不棄

513
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,076
伺候他吃 伺候他喝

514
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,715
給他洗澡 推他遛彎

515
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,759
現在那個癱了的就是我

516
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,759
我表個態啊

517
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,270
要是換你癱了我會伺候你一輩子

518
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,469
你行麼

519
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,429
列

520
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,596
有本事你一輩子都別起來

521
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,629
就放這邊吧

522
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:32,752
打擾了

523
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:33,717
謝謝

524
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,272
我要上廁所

525
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,395
忍著

526
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,509
忍不住啦

527
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,557
忍不住就尿褲子裡

528
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,678
尿完了我給你洗

529
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,312
他還挺帥的

530
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,273
他的胸肌可以夾起一支筆呢

531
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,235
首長同志

532
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,668
我艦準備好

533
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,519
請按計劃起航

534
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,034
按計劃起航

535
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,030
是

536
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,639
你們才認識幾天啊

537
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,393
你也太投入了吧

538
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,593
不在乎時間長短

539
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,760
有的人你跟他過一輩子都沒感覺

540
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,519
有的人吧

541
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,596
又屬於一見鍾情了吧你

542
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,749
對啊

543
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,073
你說怎麼回事啊

544
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,149
我每回都是這樣

545
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,077
每次來都來真的

546
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,311
你們家那老爺子怎麼樣

547
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,033
婚試的還行

548
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,758
我們家那老爺啊

549
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,151
正憋著壞考驗我呢

550
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,072
芒果味兒

551
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,355
怎麼猜出來的

552
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,152
這嘴型比那個還大

553
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,070
沒勁

554
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,672
發什麼愣呢

555
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,559
我在回憶我的一生

556
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,317
你的一生就是遊手好閒的一生

557
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,509
真癱啦

558
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,238
我什麼時候騙過你啊

559
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,395
她對我不好

560
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,596
衣裳不給換 澡也不給洗

561
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,113
我都餿了

562
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,514
還真有味啊

563
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,709
他真挺臭的

564
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,190
你還學會告狀了

565
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,476
你看他

566
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,517
就他能想出這種招來

567
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,031
在輪椅上坐好幾天了

568
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,314
讓我伺候他

569
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,273
芒果來了 你還不起來呀

570
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,629
行啦行啦 差不多行啦

571
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,149
你老這麼窩著 血脈淤積

572
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,073
回頭整一靜脈曲張的可是自己

573
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,432
這事兒對我有利沒我不管

574
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,314
只要對她沒利我就乾

575
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,312
你怎麼這麼缺德呀你

576
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,277
你是啊 沒看見她怎麼氣我呢

577
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,308
頭一宿

578
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,232
我敲了半夜的門

579
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,392
我生命力這麼旺盛

580
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,398
不說試我怎麼行

581
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,591
一上來就試試我怎麼不行

582
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,392
有這樣的嗎

583
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,631
一口甜頭都不給

584
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,153
一口沒嚐呢就逼我說膩了

585
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,309
什麼意思呀

586
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,072
你倆到現在都沒有過啊

587
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,673
可不是沒有嗎

588
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,310
原來是我不願意趁她之危

589
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,558
現在 是她逼我演美感疲勞

590
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,309
列

591
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,194
那我就照著了給她演

592
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,109
這幾天

593
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,192
我什麼活都不幹

594
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,476
油瓶子倒了都不扶

595
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,599
就在這當大爺

596
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,316
幸福不一定在一起

597
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,190
倒楣一定要在一起

598
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,074
照她的理論說這才叫夫妻呢

599
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,316
芒果不吃芒果

600
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,078
你這是打算裝一陣子還是裝一輩子呀

601
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,431
那得看她表現了

602
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,151
讓我站起來也容易

603
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,072
重新聊聊待遇

604
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,315
你要什麼待遇啊

605
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,753
丈夫的待遇呀

606
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,799
假戲不一定真演

607
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,638
起碼得睡一床吧

608
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,274
幫我續點水去

609
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,668
渴我一上午了

610
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,620
笑笑

611
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,272
你們家水壺在哪裡啊

612
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,159
怎麼指使你了

613
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,429
來 給我

614
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,359
在這呢

615
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,192
這都是你給他洗的呀

616
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,111
我盡量不讓他喝水

617
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,397
要不他老讓我攙著他上廁所

618
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,355
你瞧他那樣

619
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,198
還真把自己當癱子了

620
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,269
擰著呢

621
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,472
你不管 他他真往褲子裡給你尿

622
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,714
我真服了你了

623
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,313
你就這麼慣著他呀

624
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,709
我也想試試

625
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,273
自己真遇上這種事能不能抗得住啊

626
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,438
沒這麼考驗自己的啊

627
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,792
他這不是欺負人麼

628
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,115
沒事

629
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,788
他不嫌受罪他就癱著嘆

630
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,834
這兩天累的我夠嗆

631
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,799
我也不想做飯了

632
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,237
咱下山找個飯店吃嘆

633
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,150
行啊

634
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,274
您好 歡迎光臨石梅灣艾美酒店

635
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,156
你來

636
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,389
這有輪椅

637
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,516
一會兒幫我把那殘障人士抬進去

638
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,516
好的

639
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,510
你好

640
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,070
謝謝

641
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,476
謝謝

642
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,395
你自己能吃嗎

643
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,276
不能

644
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,153
手也不能動啦

645
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,309
癱到脖子啦你

646
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,309
癱了嘛

647
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,678
那邊是越南嗎

648
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,035
是的 但是看不到的

649
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,792
頭盤給我來這韃靼牛肉

650
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,474
我就要那個

651
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,033
魯庫拉沙拉吧

652
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,475
起司別放 醬料我自己擱

653
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,271
哎

654
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,236
我呢

655
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,190
我還沒要呢

656
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,476
對啊

657
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,113
還有你呢

658
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,354
你要什麼呀

659
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,399
你能吃什麼呀

660
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,749
吃肉啊

661
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,111
我們這的小牛肉做的比較好

662
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,075
建議您嚐嚐

663
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,116
來一份

664
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,791
幾成熟呢

665
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,075
三成

666
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,394
吃生肉啊

667
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,355
回頭拉褲子裡自己收拾啊

668
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,355
我過去一下

669
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,314
往這兒看

670
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,350
我還在這裡呢

671
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,753
跟你說點正事兒啊

672
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,074
你上次託我辦那個人壽保險啊

673
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,349
保單我給你帶來了啊

674
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,594
保險金額

675
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,432
三百萬 我沒記錯吧

676
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,310
嗯

677
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,033
那受益人填誰啊

678
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,031
填她呀

679
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,036
梁笑笑

680
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:29,797
啊

681
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,469
給你寫上了啊

682
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,595
寫

683
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,078
你沒什麼忌諱吧

684
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,278
忌諱什麼呀

685
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,191
人家年紀輕輕跟了我

686
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,074
我要有個三長兩短的

687
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,151
能對人沒個交代麼

688
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,154
我要是必須死一人手裡

689
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,434
寧肯死她手上

690
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,356
別別

691
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,510
您千年萬年活下去

692
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,238
站在我們女的立場上

693
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,509
我必須得說

694
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,675
你這次這事兒啊

695
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,234
辦的有點可靠

696
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,070
來

697
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,474
在這簽個字

698
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,149
得嘞

699
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,519
聊什麼呢

700
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,278
怎麼還照上相了

701
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,348
什麼情況

702
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,477
請問沙拉是哪位的

703
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,550
這的

704
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,275
你幹嘛去啊

705
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,471
先生 您

706
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,230
那你晚上要不要來

707
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,236
好啊 好啊

708
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,110
我留票

709
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,590
可以啊

710
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,630
謝謝 給留張票

711
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:45,632
沒問題

712
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,516
菜來了

713
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,079
哥

714
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,190
誰呀

715
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,358
還能有誰啊

716
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,673
人家建國啊

717
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,039
建國

718
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,029
嗯

719
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,679
人家整容啦

720
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,109
韓國做的

721
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,510
怎麼整的跟廖凡似的

722
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,519
討厭你

723
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,595
哥

724
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,357
這就是你徵婚徵來的啊

725
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,475
你討厭

726
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,798
你怎麼認識他們呀

727
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,479
你怎麼站起來了

728
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,348
急的嘆

729
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,674
這回你省心了

730
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,633
還是原來那個待遇啊

731
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,079
是你自己站起來的

732
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,798
我不能和人說話嗎

733
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,313
我不能有自己的朋友嗎

734
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,072
您的牛肉好了

735
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,798
先生您的輪椅已經幫您收好了

736
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,989
謝謝啊

737
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,629
咱們別在外吵行麼

738
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,039
誰吵了

739
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,309
笑笑

740
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,318
那群人是幹嘛的呀

741
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,759
搞選美的

742
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,113
什麼天使在艾美 今天晚上總決賽

743
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,115
對了

744
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,236
他們給我票了 一起去吧

745
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,318
去不了 我一會兒回北京了

746
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,193
你倆去嗆

747
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,038
秦奮 你陪著去啊

748
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,314
都是美女

749
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,635
我才不去呢

750
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,073
什麼亂七八糟的

751
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,470
冒充專家 冒充上流社會

752
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,511
哪有上流啊

753
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,073
全是下流

754
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,113
他們有什麼權力把人分成三六九等啊

755
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,117
美的標準他們定的

756
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,599
沒說讓你去啊

757
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,191
用不著那麼憤世嫉俗

758
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,992
這就是一群寄生蟲

759
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,232
騙吃騙喝騙砲打

760
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,229
嘿嘿嘿

761
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,190
別罵了

762
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,633
再罵連自己都罵了

763
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,118
你倆逗歸逗

764
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,031
別逗出真討厭來

765
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,393
這女的吧

766
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,028
再怎麼著也是希望有人欣賞自己

767
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,028
你不是也希望有人欣賞你這麼

768
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,238
你總不想當萬人嫌吧

769
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,435
知道

770
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,675
其實我非常愛她

771
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,069
愛別人 就得讓人感覺到

772
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,469
可是我感覺不到她愛我

773
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,071
帥哥 幫我叫車唄

774
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:06,757
好的

775
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,670
反正至少有一點我可以確定

776
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,157
她現在心裡除了你啊

777
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,832
還真沒別人

778
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,835
走了啊

779
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,791
拜拜

780
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,709
你在這裡等著 我去把車吹涼

781
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,474
我去吧

782
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,596
你真打算去湊這熱鬧啊

783
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,269
我就是一俗人

784
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,279
你身上穿這件就挺好

785
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,432
哎 哎

786
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,315
人戴你就別戴了

787
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,754
這種場合什麼都不戴才自信呢

788
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,635
就你這人

789
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,078
比什麼珠寶都昂貴

790
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,189
會不會太素啊

791
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,793
顯得對人不夠尊重

792
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,476
什麼時候互相尊重成比闊了

793
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,434
你不是開礦的

794
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,160
鑽石翡翠說穿了也就是石頭

795
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,631
狗才拴鍊子呢 你不需要

796
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,789
我給你當司機

797
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,072
我已經叫計程車了

798
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,553
不然你跟我一起去吧

799
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,673
那我送你過橋

800
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,110
大家好

801
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,112
歡迎來到天使在艾美

802
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,272
謝謝 謝謝朋友們

803
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,031
今晚咱們圍坐沙灘

804
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,278
是為了迎接一群可愛的天使

805
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,312
一個接一個從天而降

806
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,754
當然很抱歉

807
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,792
第一個掉下來的是我

808
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,519
而且導演說

809
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,551
我是臉先著地的

810
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,117
摔壞了造型

811
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,793
只配給佳麗們做墊腳石

812
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,511
可是做墊腳石我也樂意

813
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,676
而且心情有點激動

814
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,759
因為今晚即將出場的天使們

815
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,718
她們身上穿的

816
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,071
都不算太多

817
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,388
各就各位

818
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,511
有請 天使們

819
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,631
踏浪而來

820
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,557
那咱們選擇一個讓你放鬆的

821
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,437
就選擇中間那位

822
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,590
最可怕的 趙學海老師

823
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,715
向你發問

824
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,028
有請趙老師

825
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,789
10號選手

826
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,153
請你告訴我你對美的理解

827
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,274
什麼叫美 請回答

828
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,674
我覺得美就是心裡有愛

829
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,796
常懷著一顆感恩的心

830
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,597
這回答就像什麼都沒回答

831
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,436
趙老師 您滿意10號佳麗的答案嗎

832
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,753
我對美的理解呀

833
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,274
就兩個字

834
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,749
包容

835
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,679
那是美德

836
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,509
餵

837
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,279
美是相對醜而存在的

838
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,555
美之為美斯惡也

839
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,272
我現在不方便跟你說話

840
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,594
一會兒完了打給你

841
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,395
勞駕

842
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,629
選美的人呢

843
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,474
活動結束了 都慶功呢

844
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,117
在哪

845
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,390
宴會廳 酒吧 KTV 都是他們人

846
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,151
好 謝謝啊

847
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,076
慢走

848
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,597
漱漱嘴 漱漱嘴

849
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,476
慢點喝

850
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,076
小心點

851
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,031
你怎麼把手機給關啦

852
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,719
我沒關

853
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,671
你們讓她喝了多少啊

854
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,393
沒人勸她喝

855
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,238
都是她自己灌自己

856
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,509
剛才還好好的

857
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,636
一瞬間 就掛了

858
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,119
你別管了 人交給我吧

859
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:38,837
那得

860
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,354
那 那 那您勞駕

861
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,635
還這包

862
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,149
少喝點吧

863
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,350
回家吧

864
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,269
我沒事

865
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,548
你讓我 待一會兒

866
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,109
怎麼了

867
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,519
特別難受是麼

868
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,472
你要是不想回家我扶你到外面坐會兒

869
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,035
你別理我

870
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,795
我不想和人說話

871
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,792
你先回去

872
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,037
一會兒我準回去

873
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,234
你別管我行不行啊

874
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,630
有什麼不痛快回家說行嗎

875
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,317
我真沒事

876
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,234
離游泳池遠一點

877
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,112
喝完酒不能游泳

878
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,589
別跑 回來

879
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,399
笑笑

880
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,472
笑笑你在哪裡

881
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,755
我沒在海裡

882
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,630
我本來以為很了解自己

883
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,157
有些東西可以培養

884
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,633
靠時間拉近

885
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,519
現在發現

886
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,352
時間可以把人拉近

887
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,396
也可以把人推得更遠

888
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,189
好感不能取代一切

889
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,555
懂了

890
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,470
你對我只是有好感

891
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,153
兩個有好感的人住在一起

892
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,799
成不道德了

893
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,794
你沒不道德

894
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,358
我不道德

895
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,637
我利用了你的好感

896
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,597
你這麼不道德多久了

897
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,433
是從咱倆試婚頭一天開始的麼

898
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,037
我還以為挺幸福呢

899
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,311
你覺得挺幸福的嗎

900
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,434
咱們這些天

901
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,590
我現在要求你還來得及麼

902
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,109
誰動感情誰完蛋

903
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,308
你看

904
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,237
另外一隻腳也是

905
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,035
其實咱們不是分手

906
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,755
是暫時分開一段時間

907
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,556
以後還有可能在一起

908
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,513
你解放了 怎麼還哭上了

909
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,233
要哭也是我該哭啊

910
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,552
你怎麼咬人呢

911
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,751
你這人真是太討厭了

912
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,114
習慣嗎 以後沒人氣你了

913
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,071
不習慣也得習慣了

914
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,476
我知道我可能犯了一個錯誤

915
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,678
以後再也找不到

916
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,678
比你對我好的人了

917
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,360
懂起事來比誰都懂事

918
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,669
混蛋起來比誰都混蛋

919
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,192
我是說我

920
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,597
你是找感情的

921
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,279
我是找婚姻的

922
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,435
咱倆起根兒就沒碰在一塊兒

923
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,397
這就是冤家吧

924
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,358
前世結的梁子

925
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,193
好又好不成

926
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,638
散又散不了

927
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,032
你還信這個呢

928
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,238
我信現世報

929
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,275
散買賣不散交情

930
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,033
我呸 發明這句話的人

931
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,075
走了

932
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,031
記著你的好

933
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:45,075
也希望你想起我不都是噁心

934
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,477
屋子我收拾過了

935
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,274
你走的時候什麼都不用管

936
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,311
帶上門走就行

937
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,080
就跟做了一場夢似的

938
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,479
咱倆結的樑子

939
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,999
解了

940
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,318
秦奮回北京後

941
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,676
笑笑也提前結束了休假

942
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,159
回到乘務隊

943
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,755
她已經習慣了在飛機起落時

944
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,718
給秦奮打個電話

945
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,155
報聲平安

946
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,509
分手後

947
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,517
她仍然延續著這個習慣

948
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,157
起初秦奮也接電話

949
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,636
在電話裡說幾句吉祥話

950
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,037
後來就改互傳簡訊了

951
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,392
字也越來越少

952
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:49,676
最後只剩下一個字

953
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,075
笑笑發

954
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,553
起落

955
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,476
秦奮回

956
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,272
安妥

957
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:38,620
這段期間

958
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,359
秦奮的生活突然變得忙碌起來

959
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,079
和笑分手後

960
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,152
秦奮欣然答應了香山的邀請

961
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,278
和一個叫軒軒的台灣女孩搭檔

962
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,631
主持一檔名曰 帶你玩 的旅程節目

963
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,439
專門介紹北京的吃喝玩樂

964
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,229
這段日子

965
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,279
他和笑笑始終沒有見面

966
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,070
軒軒

967
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:01,791
哎

968
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:06,114
我發現把洗腳提升為一個產業

969
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,276
是咱们中国的一大发明

970
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,799
為什麼要這麼說呢

971
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,752
雖然我們的環境衛生

972
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,557
還比不上歐美的已開發國家

973
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,557
但我們的個人衛生

974
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,433
畢竟是已經從腳做起了

975
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,109
不光洗 还捏

976
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,315
还用中药泡

977
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:24,796
對對對

978
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,594
這裡的足底

979
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,399
號稱是帝王般的服務 至尊的享受

980
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,676
捏一下別提有多舒服了

981
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,479
還保你一天的疲勞統統都可以消除

982
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,718
我理解帝王服务

983
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,432
就是把脚当脸

984
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,795
至尊享受

985
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,429
就是腳還真以為自己是臉了

986
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,430
喔

987
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,269
这完全体现了所有器官生而平等的理念

988
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,439
你知道什麼人願意

989
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,120
在這間屋半間炕裡作威作福

990
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,238
找那種把自己抱在手心裡的感覺

991
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,236
有錢人

992
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,073
窮人

993
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,713
恨自己穷过的人

994
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,112
翻身了最想干的

995
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,156
是變本加厲的使喚人

996
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,713
咱们中国倒退30年

997
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,069
都是窮人

998
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,710
所以洗腳這個行業在咱們中國

999
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,518
特別有市場

1000
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,077
也许在不久的将来

1001
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,191
还能在创业板上市

1002
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,316
躋身世界五百強

1003
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,798
選幾個有代表性的

1004
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,354
躲著點髒亂差

1005
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,835
下期就拍它了

1006
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,069
897啊

1007
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,753
這地兒能拍麼

1008
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,509
現在都是偽前衛偽藝術了

1009
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:49,715
能拍呀

1010
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,669
下期就叫偽軍大院唄

1011
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,515
哥哥

1012
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,318
咱不較真兒行麼

1013
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:02,394
咱能不一竿子打翻一船人麼

1014
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,790
聽見沒有 說你呢

1015
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,639
伪艺术

1016
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,639
也是藝術

1017
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,434
偽前衛

1018
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,519
也是前衛

1019
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,511
它就是再二等

1020
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:22,109
它也是藝術家生的

1021
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,671
一堆人盯著

1022
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,354
準備把它拆了改成電子城呢

1023
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,075
咱們再不說點好聽的

1024
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,237
偽藝術都絕種了

1025
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,755
偽藝術 它還是藝術麼

1026
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:37,751
打住

1027
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,072
軒軒你不要跟他學

1028
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,556
偽批判現實主義

1029
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,192
人家都跟我急了

1030
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,472
說請你們吃 請你們喝 請你們玩

1031
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,192
到頭來還損我們

1032
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,510
喔對了 你們還損人家客人來著

1033
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,158
我問你 什麼叫

1034
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,113
窮人

1035
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,391
翻了身就變本加厲的使喚人

1036
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,232
這是什麼情況

1037
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,555
我使勁往回說啦

1038
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,153
我一直都是誇的嘛

1039
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,117
別聽不懂好賴話啊

1040
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,236
我說的也不全是歹話

1041
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,035
只是溫和的打鈸

1042
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,238
我也不認為奢侈就是高級

1043
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,318
我也最恨

1044
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,593
至尊 帝王 皇家

1045
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,235
我爺爺

1046
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,711
就是辛亥革命打響第二槍的人

1047
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,149
但是你得在商言商啊

1048
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,798
要不要就別拿人家錢

1049
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,673
拿了錢還罵錢

1050
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,593
那叫不義

1051
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,160
同意我這觀點麼 哥哥

1052
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,274
打響第二槍的是誰呀

1053
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,588
行 行 行

1054
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,159
咱不往下討論了

1055
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:57,309
擱置爭議

1056
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,118
軒軒 下班了

1057
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,712
你要注意了啊

1058
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:10,557
別做了偽憤青還不自知

1059
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,474
哦

1060
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,799
你晚上哪裡去啊

1061
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:22,474
沒地兒去啊

1062
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,153
那跟我走吧

1063
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,318
您好小姐 兩位

1064
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,074
您請 謝謝

1065
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:05,475
謝謝

1066
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,358
無糖 無鹽 無能量

1067
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,351
這是給人吃的嗎

1068
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,476
小姐

1069
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,278
菜色都是開過光的

1070
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,628
本店有法師坐堂

1071
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,789
酒不醉人

1072
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,712
那咱倆多喝幾杯吧

1073
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,077
企鵝是我們的朋友

1074
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,238
它們真的好可愛

1075
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,116
可是

1076
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,793
由於氣候的變暖

1077
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,317
北極冰川正在融化

1078
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,153
一想到企鵝寶寶就要失去它們的家園

1079
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,152
我的心都要碎了

1080
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,199
希望台下的各位

1081
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,548
捐出你們的善心

1082
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,519
拯救可憐的企鵝

1083
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,073
感謝馨予的愛心

1084
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,235
好了各位親愛的朋友

1085
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,389
企鵝寶寶的命運

1086
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,232
現在就掌握在各位的手中

1087
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,635
現在 競價開始

1088
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:38,272
5萬

1089
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,475
好 這邊朋友 5萬

1090
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:40,271
10萬

1091
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,748
這邊 10萬

1092
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:43,470
15萬

1093
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:44,789
後面的這位先生

1094
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,274
現在是15萬

1095
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:46,900
20萬

1096
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:47,671
20萬

1097
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,311
現在

1098
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,150
21萬

1099
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,312
您是21萬

1100
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,479
李先生您的意思是

1101
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,515
加價5萬

1102
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,548
那您的意思是

1103
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,394
50萬

1104
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,238
好 李先生叫價50萬

1105
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,316
是否有其他朋友要繼續加價

1106
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,555
你沒事吧 瘋啦

1107
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,519
有事 想喝酒

1108
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,470
50萬一次

1109
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:08,634
50萬二次

1110
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,632
50萬三次 成交

1111
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,277
有請馨予將拍品贈予李先生

1112
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,271
企鵝寶寶終於有救了

1113
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,156
謝謝你

1114
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,156
別急

1115
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,233
北極一時半會兒融化不了

1116
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,674
就是融化了

1117
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,110
企鵝寶寶也會沒事的

1118
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,394
怎麼會沒事呢

1119
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,553
我可以問你一個問題麼

1120
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,153
嗯

1121
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,230
北極熊為什麼不吃企鵝寶寶呢

1122
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,270
是好像沒聽過吃過啊

1123
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:50,589
為什麼呢

1124
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,116
是啊 為什麼呢

1125
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:54,189
你知道嗎

1126
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,311
北極熊為什麼不吃企鵝寶寶呢

1127
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,080
因為企鵝寶寶生活在南極

1128
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,629
它跟北極熊見不著面

1129
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,552
你們好討厭啊

1130
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,113
你幫我還給他吧

1131
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,277
這事我可管不了

1132
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,113
你還是自己還吧

1133
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,393
他也沒往回要

1134
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:27,515
你就留著嗆

1135
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,314
不合適

1136
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,708
傷了人心就別破人的財了

1137
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,670
我怎麼覺得你們兩個散不了呢

1138
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:40,675
一提起對方

1139
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,553
話都說的特仗義

1140
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:48,232
你知道你是其他人壽保險的受益人嗎

1141
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,474
唯一的

1142
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,072
前兩天我碰見他

1143
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,071
我問他要不要改個受益人

1144
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,594
你知道他說什麼呢

1145
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:03,750
他說

1146
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,593
為什麼要改啊

1147
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,709
對不起人的滋味真難受

1148
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,398
他還不如對我壞點呢

1149
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,152
感情

1150
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,513
勉強不來的

1151
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,272
先生您好 菜單

1152
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,190
不好意思先生

1153
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,679
我們這不能自備酒水

1154
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:02,749
給你開瓶費

1155
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,195
不用菜單了

1156
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:06,470
來一份茴香蘋果沙拉

1157
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:09,188
再來一份義式香腸 快點

1158
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:10,349
好的

1159
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:26,635
好酒

1160
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,109
那也不值50萬呢

1161
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,429
不過啦

1162
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,595
不過了

1163
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,516
這叫做黑色素瘤

1164
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:08,794
聽過麼

1165
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,713
不治之症

1166
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,151
全世界都拿它沒轍

1167
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,709
一旦得了 只能等死

1168
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,158
無藥可醫

1169
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,552
讓哥們趕上了

1170
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,512
知道多久了

1171
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,791
痣從小就有

1172
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,274
後來變成瘤

1173
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,349
覺著不舒服

1174
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,276
去醫院

1175
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:45,477
從醫院確診到現在

1176
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:47,833
差不多倆禮拜

1177
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,355
你隨意

1178
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,311
那到別的醫院查查啊

1179
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,594
不治了

1180
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:04,353
我想有尊嚴的死

1181
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,709
奮

1182
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,032
這不是病啊

1183
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,633
這是命

1184
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,798
我的命找我來了

1185
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,752
只能從命

1186
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,196
我要說咱倆是那種

1187
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,316
知心不換命的

1188
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,558
能託孤不宜托妻的朋友

1189
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,558
算是瞎說嗎

1190
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,359
妻不用托 妻都好著呢

1191
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,432
沒咱們倒能多活幾年

1192
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:49,517
酒真壯口

1193
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,149
你說吧

1194
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,116
這世上還有什麼放不下的

1195
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,189
有幾樣

1196
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,310
這第一呢就是我這公司

1197
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,352
就得全交給你了

1198
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,795
你先別說先別說 先聽我說

1199
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,552
我呢在這個世界上

1200
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,711
就你這麼信得過的朋友

1201
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,595
除了你

1202
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,512
我無人可托

1203
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,798
也還就是你

1204
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,749
不會虧待我這群員工

1205
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:42,080
這群孩子跟了我這麼多年了

1206
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,591
我不能撒手不管

1207
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,590
我不會賺錢 我都退休了

1208
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,439
那你就賠錢 賠錢你會吧

1209
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,513
我先給你維持一陣

1210
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,199
你不是還有個女兒呢

1211
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,475
川川 傳給她得了

1212
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,272
我給咱閨女當顧問

1213
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,639
我呀

1214
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,038
這輩子跟錢著了大急了

1215
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,309
川川

1216
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,071
我絕對不會讓她為了錢

1217
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,479
工作一分鐘

1218
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,517
就虛度光陰

1219
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,075
不想幹嘛就不幹嘛

1220
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,116
我存了一份信託基金

1221
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,069
一輩子有三明治吃

1222
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,230
川川這孩子還是

1223
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:54,078
挺靠譜的

1224
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,116
最近在讀資本論呢

1225
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:01,471
前兩天給我打一電話

1226
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,670
說爸爸

1227
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,676
這個馬克思還是很可靠的

1228
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:11,035
共產黨宣言 寫得還是很牛的

1229
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,752
我覺得她將來沒準

1230
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,557
能成為一共產主義者

1231
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,359
我很欣慰

1232
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,068
總比成一錢串強

1233
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:31,477
那就不需要財產了

1234
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,513
倒也省心

1235
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:42,599
對了 還有一不省心的我得跟你說說

1236
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:51,758
服務生 買單

1237
01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,435
等我一下

1238
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,036
洗手間在哪

1239
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,468
這邊請

1240
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,034
在左邊

1241
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:04,711
前面

1242
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,038
你怎麼在這啊

1243
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:38,789
什麼

1244
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,556
人生很短

1245
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,515
嗯

1246
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,352
一了百了

1247
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,113
早死早託生

1248
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:57,714
脖子斷了

1249
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:01,989
香山

1250
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:05,639
不行了

1251
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,037
香山怎麼了

1252
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,478
香山

1253
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:17,509
不行了

1254
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:21,711
來

1255
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,113
先起來

1256
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,790
說沒就沒了

1257
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:30,635
說散就散了

1258
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,038
你爸喝多了吧

1259
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,799
幫我扶他起來吧

1260
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:39,236
謝謝

1261
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:09,996
您好

1262
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,033
廁所在哪

1263
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,435
左邊走

1264
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:17,039
香山

1265
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:21,118
你怎麼在這啊

1266
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:25,029
你怎麼也在這

1267
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:26,468
我跟笑笑來的

1268
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:30,515
我和秦奮來的

1269
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:35,278
傻樂什麼

1270
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,396
你怎麼又喝成這樣啊

1271
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,156
怎麼了你

1272
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:51,231
我的親人啊

1273
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,149
醒啦

1274
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,238
怎麼睡這了

1275
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:12,278
香山呢

1276
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:15,192
芒果送他走了

1277
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:17,233
你不讓動

1278
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:20,148
也不忍心把你一個人丟這

1279
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,673
只好陪著你了

1280
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,230
怎麼還有芒果呀

1281
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:37,592
我就記著跟你頭頂著頭

1282
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,510
香山讓你們來的

1283
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,115
是命運捉弄我吧

1284
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,754
鬼使神差的

1285
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:08,479
有人了是麼

1286
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,551
見到你還蠻高興的

1287
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,120
你不開心的樣子讓我挺難受的

1288
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:27,794
你成功了

1289
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:29,635
我內疚了

1290
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,071
活著是一種修行

1291
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:49,590
這句話是人家送給我的

1292
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:52,356
現在我轉送你

1293
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:57,430
這世上只有我最關心你

1294
01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:59,152
最盼你好

1295
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,391
以後不准不回我短信

1296
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,238
聽見沒

1297
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:12,476
笑笑沒有再打給秦奮電話

1298
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,114
他們之間連簡訊也沒有了

1299
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,792
芒果常來看香山

1300
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,316
有時會帶來笑笑的消息

1301
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,471
一會兒說笑笑還是一個人

1302
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,069
家裡同事給介紹過幾個

1303
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:26,314
都沒成

1304
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,551
一會兒又說笑笑有人了

1305
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:29,835
飛機上認識的

1306
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,594
都求婚了

1307
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,515
香山一天不如一天

1308
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,188
黑色素瘤恶性程度很高

1309
01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:41,352
很快就扩展到全身脏器和骨骼

1310
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,637
他變得很衰弱

1311
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:44,829
走路的時候

1312
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,394
像個老人

1313
01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:57,549
不看了

1314
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,032
大通鋪似的

1315
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:02,352
活著札人堆裡

1316
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,752
死了還是人擠人

1317
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,197
我要是長眠於此

1318
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,199
你樂意麼

1319
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:11,389
不樂意

1320
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,792
死了還不躲個清靜

1321
01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,230
再來讓鄰居哭醒了

1322
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,679
那就揚了

1323
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,474
一副臭皮囊

1324
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:23,633
揚了乾淨

1325
01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:27,430
本来还想捐俩器官呢

1326
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:31,510
结果都变坏了 拿不出手了

1327
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:37,358
你要是不忌諱

1328
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,318
乾脆買一個花盆

1329
01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:41,073
把我裝裡邊

1330
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:42,673
栽一棵綠蘿

1331
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,832
放在公司牆角

1332
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,839
包準長得又瘋又高

1333
01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:50,076
每天看著你們笑

1334
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,679
我不忌諱死人

1335
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,392
我只忌諱活人

1336
01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:00,271
我坐會兒 濕的這兒是

1337
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:17,434
奮

1338
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:18,589
哎

1339
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,431
其實我不怕死

1340
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:24,429
真的

1341
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,594
但是我怕生不如死

1342
01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:39,753
去海邊吧

1343
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,271
趁著還能動

1344
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,555
我承諾給你尊嚴

1345
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,556
我能相信你這麼說

1346
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:11,234
朋友

1347
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:21,596
你有选择吗 除了我

1348
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:36,115
對不起

1349
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,594
鄔桑

1350
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,752
小梁嫂

1351
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,115
你還好嗎

1352
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,388
還好還好

1353
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,479
你怎麼跑來三亞啦

1354
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:53,274
我是特意赶过来参加香山追悼会的

1355
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:54,595
他是我多年的哥們

1356
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:57,633
香山去世了

1357
01:35:58,400 --> 01:35:59,719
秦奮告訴我的

1358
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,312
你怎麼會不知道呢

1359
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,710
今天我们大家聚在一起

1360
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:49,353
隆重紀念 我們共同的朋友

1361
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,238
李香山先生

1362
01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:54,788
李先生的一生是平凡的一生

1363
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,756
是名不見經傳的一生

1364
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,479
先生出身平凡

1365
01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:04,751
外表平凡

1366
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:09,477
从小不好好念书就知道贪玩

1367
01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:13,712
先生離過兩次婚

1368
01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:16,277
辦垮過三公司

1369
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:20,035
歷任 無業遊民

1370
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,635
餐廳廚師

1371
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:23,355
憤青

1372
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:25,599
冒牌藝術家

1373
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:28,159
總經理

1374
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,073
環球總裁

1375
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,194
權錢勾結中間人

1376
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,679
簡稱媒人

1377
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,631
先生一身邪氣

1378
01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:47,233
一輩子沒少讓家裡人操心

1379
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,677
沒少連累朋友

1380
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,478
誰跟他近誰倒楣

1381
01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,672
但是我們愛他

1382
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,470
愛那個一身缺點叫香山的壞傢伙

1383
01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:08,353
他是我們生活中的一道湯

1384
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:10,593
沒他不好玩

1385
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:17,231
他喜新不厭舊

1386
01:38:18,480 --> 01:38:20,391
貪財不愛財

1387
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:23,709
辦砸了事兒認栽

1388
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:25,393
不准拍馬屁

1389
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,471
明令禁止了都

1390
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:35,150
我必須在這拍兩句

1391
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:39,109
馬屁裡面有真情

1392
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,796
不拍沒機會了

1393
01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,112
香山的死

1394
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:55,278
是他們全家

1395
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:57,833
我們全公司

1396
01:38:58,720 --> 01:39:02,235
社會上全體哥們姐們的

1397
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,714
重大的

1398
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:06,756
無法彌補的

1399
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:09,194
香山你覺得你的死

1400
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,998
算是重大的還是無法彌補的 聽你的

1401
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,191
正常損

1402
01:39:14,320 --> 01:39:16,276
完全能彌補

1403
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:23,237
李香山 人生告別會

1404
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:49,556
這是堅強

1405
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:50,629
你好 你好

1406
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:51,436
你好

1407
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,595
你們先到裡面坐吧

1408
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:56,829
我記得跟香山哥認識呢

1409
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,395
是在一個春暖花開的日子

1410
01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:02,236
那天他穿了件風衣

1411
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:03,759
還梳著一大背頭

1412
01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:07,079
我要是梳一頭頭我是孫子

1413
01:40:07,320 --> 01:40:08,116
不可能

1414
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:09,519
那是咱倆第一次認識

1415
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:10,580
我怎麼可能記錯呢

1416
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:12,671
也就是我活著開的這追悼會

1417
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,274
我要是死了不定怎麼編我呢

1418
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:20,309
奮

1419
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,118
咱們再也見不到香山了

1420
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,394
香山還在

1421
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:25,192
今天是人生告別會

1422
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,555
就是想最後再看大夥一眼

1423
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,079
他還活著

1424
01:40:31,360 --> 01:40:32,554
那告訴我他死了

1425
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:33,755
你們兩個怎麼在一起呢

1426
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:36,068
機場碰上的

1427
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,309
你先到裡邊坐吧

1428
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,839
在你們眼裡我連朋友都算不上了嗎

1429
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:50,229
你不是要結婚了嗎

1430
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:51,759
誰告訴你我要結婚了

1431
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:56,476
你特別期待我結婚是麼

1432
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,113
先到裡邊坐吧

1433
01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:01,553
一會兒我給你賠不是

1434
01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:08,272
小時候的事好像還在昨天

1435
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,675
今兒死到臨頭了

1436
01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:13,229
大家都一樣

1437
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,358
死亡面前人人平等

1438
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:20,197
反正我是不能再抱怨生活了

1439
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,710
該得的我都得了

1440
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:27,196
不該得的我也得了

1441
01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:31,073
今天在座的

1442
01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:34,078
細說起來

1443
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:37,310
都不能算差勁

1444
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,517
最不靠譜的

1445
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:43,598
也沒不靠譜到哪裡去

1446
01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:45,752
最不可靠的就是你

1447
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,190
屢次被愛過

1448
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:52,717
也屢次愛過人

1449
01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:57,317
到頭了還得說自己不知珍重

1450
01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:01,597
辜負了許多盛情與美意

1451
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:05,038
有得罪過的

1452
01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:07,471
暗地與我結怨的

1453
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:10,157
本人在此

1454
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:13,279
也一併以死相抵了

1455
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,511
活著是種修行

1456
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:21,115
這是我哥兒們秦奮的話

1457
01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:22,588
我也是聽人說的

1458
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:24,233
版權不是我的

1459
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,352
甭管誰的了吧

1460
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:31,236
李香山此生修行

1461
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,716
到這兒就劃一句了

1462
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:37,354
十分慚愧報告大家

1463
01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:40,270
李香山此生修行

1464
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:43,274
沒修出什麼好歹來

1465
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,752
他太忙了

1466
01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:47,629
忙賺錢

1467
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:49,794
忙著喝酒

1468
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:52,555
忙著鬧感情危機

1469
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:56,278
把大好時光全忙活過去了

1470
01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,588
怕死麼香山

1471
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:00,038
北海道農民問候你

1472
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,389
怕

1473
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:03,393
像走夜路

1474
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:05,554
敲黑門

1475
01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:10,392
你不知道門後是五彩世界

1476
01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:12,591
還是萬丈深淵

1477
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:16,432
怕一腳踏空

1478
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:19,519
怕不是結束

1479
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,072
而是開始

1480
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:25,473
鄔桑

1481
01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:28,271
你知道點什麼

1482
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,348
關於死

1483
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:32,348
我聽說有光

1484
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:33,754
跟著光走

1485
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:35,559
老人家都這麼說

1486
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:37,275
謝謝

1487
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,313
謝謝鄔桑

1488
01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:44,276
死是另一種存在

1489
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:47,358
相對於生活

1490
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:53,710
這是今天早上我女兒川川告訴我的

1491
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:58,116
只會生活是一種殘缺

1492
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,072
說得真好

1493
01:44:02,080 --> 01:44:02,717
川川

1494
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,309
川川

1495
01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,470
川川 你爸叫你呢

1496
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:11,598
謝謝你 川川

1497
01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:17,637
很抱歉給你帶到這個世界上來

1498
01:44:21,080 --> 01:44:23,435
卻不能好好陪你

1499
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:31,389
也請你轉告媽媽

1500
01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:34,634
很抱歉

1501
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,719
這輩子沒讓她生活的痛苦快點

1502
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:41,556
給她添堵了

1503
01:44:52,480 --> 01:44:56,075
感謝各位裝點陪襯了我的一生

1504
01:44:57,560 --> 01:44:59,630
今天又送了我一程

1505
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:03,475
你們的善 你們的好

1506
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:05,593
我都記下了

1507
01:45:06,240 --> 01:45:08,310
都拷進腦子裡了

1508
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,750
我將帶著這些記憶

1509
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:14,555
走過火葬場

1510
01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:17,038
我沒了

1511
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:19,231
這些資訊還在

1512
01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:22,431
隨煙散播

1513
01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:25,071
和光同塵

1514
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,429
作為來世相謝的依據

1515
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:35,829
假如有來世的話

1516
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:42,749
最後

1517
01:45:44,720 --> 01:45:47,075
我給大家提一醒吧

1518
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,830
長了黑痣趕緊點去

1519
01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:53,470
千萬別以為那代表好運和性感

1520
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:54,788
你太貧了你

1521
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,348
有大家照顧川川呢

1522
01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:17,600
很榮幸這輩子認識你

1523
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,749
放心吧

1524
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:25,429
香山哥

1525
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:26,111
哎

1526
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,474
不想讓你走

1527
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:29,716
還回來 還回來呢

1528
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,071
我這麼熱愛人類的人

1529
01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:34,436
一定還回來

1530
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,749
軒軒

1531
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:43,670
下輩子要是有人沖你無端的笑

1532
01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:46,271
走過來說喜歡你

1533
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:47,550
記住

1534
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,518
那就是我

1535
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:52,109
暗號呢

1536
01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:53,634
總要有個暗號啊

1537
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,318
下輩子喜歡我的人太多了

1538
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:56,389
那怎麼辦

1539
01:46:56,800 --> 01:46:57,789
暗號

1540
01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:00,998
誰在前世約了你

1541
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:05,593
就這麼定了

1542
01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:24,114
滿屋子人就你手涼

1543
01:47:25,080 --> 01:47:27,071
末端循環不好

1544
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:29,515
永遠暖不過來

1545
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:31,275
香山

1546
01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:32,270
這是李堅強

1547
01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:35,235
好 好 好

1548
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:35,820
您好

1549
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:37,029
好

1550
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:42,835
索馬利亞一帶還太平

1551
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:45,629
放心

1552
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:47,075
我軍一到

1553
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,753
海盜望風而逃

1554
01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:50,149
太好了

1555
01:47:51,640 --> 01:47:53,471
你們倆好好過

1556
01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:55,832
甭管和誰啊

1557
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:58,715
太平無事最重要

1558
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:00,189
陪他說會話吧

1559
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:11,589
果果

1560
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:19,191
我回想了一下

1561
01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:21,077
咱們倆那幾年

1562
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:24,519
叫幸福

1563
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:29,238
下輩子我呢

1564
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,113
遇見了還認麼

1565
01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:32,270
認

1566
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:33,709
都認

1567
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,032
都是親人

1568
01:48:37,560 --> 01:48:40,597
下輩子我給你們當牛做馬

1569
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,669
香山

1570
01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:55,713
你看誰來了

1571
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:04,157
你能來我太高興了

1572
01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,117
這傢伙更高興

1573
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,596
別跟他一般計較

1574
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:12,593
哥哥是過來人

1575
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:15,513
送你一句話

1576
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:18,594
婚姻怎麼選都是錯的

1577
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:22,709
長久的婚姻就是將錯就錯

1578
01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:27,432
我們這群哥們婚姻沒一個到頭的

1579
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:30,114
秦奮是個老光棍了

1580
01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:32,475
你們倆這麼幾年了

1581
01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:34,314
雖然沒結婚

1582
01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:36,233
但是在我心裡邊

1583
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:39,029
我就是覺得你們兩個結了

1584
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:42,033
而且是特別好的一對兒

1585
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:44,598
心裡邊指望著

1586
01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:45,795
你們兩位

1587
01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:48,116
能給我們這群哥們破一例

1588
01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:49,554
能長久

1589
01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:53,270
就倆人 一輩子

1590
01:49:55,560 --> 01:49:58,028
打不散 罵不斷

1591
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:00,278
笑笑

1592
01:50:02,120 --> 01:50:03,314
一輩子

1593
01:50:04,360 --> 01:50:05,759
很短

1594
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:14,153
川川

1595
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:17,669
你想跟爸爸說些什麼

1596
01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:24,149
爸

1597
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:25,595
你累了

1598
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:27,514
不說了

1599
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,117
我給你念首詩吧

1600
01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:46,750
你見 或不見我

1601
01:50:47,560 --> 01:50:49,118
我就在那裡

1602
01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:51,639
不悲不喜

1603
01:50:52,840 --> 01:50:56,196
你念 或不念我

1604
01:50:56,800 --> 01:50:58,597
情就在那裡

1605
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:02,068
不來不去

1606
01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:06,596
你愛 或不愛我

1607
01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:09,752
愛就在那裡

1608
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:12,357
不增不減

1609
01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:17,595
你跟 或不跟我

1610
01:51:18,680 --> 01:51:22,195
我的手就在你的手里

1611
01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:26,150
不捨不棄

1612
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,437
來我的懷裡

1613
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:31,074
或者

1614
01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:33,276
讓我住進你的心裡

1615
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:38,277
默然 相愛

1616
01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,671
寂靜 歡喜

1617
01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:43,831
不過如此吧

1618
01:52:46,840 --> 01:52:48,273
謝謝

1619
01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:44,232
跟爸爸說幾句話吧

1620
01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:48,312
在心裡說過了

1621
01:54:49,440 --> 01:54:51,112
你們也說兩句話吧

1622
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,479
也在心裡說吧

1623
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:37,153
川川

1624
01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:40,629
今天给大大当个见证人

1625
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,118
一輩子很短

1626
01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:59,439
我愿意和你将错就错

1627
01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:01,198
還是不正經是吧

1628
01:56:05,040 --> 01:56:06,234
川川

1629
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,317
給大一點好話

1630
01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:10,711
大大这辈子没求过人

1631
01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,031
就是一見她就求

1632
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:16,276
這是大大一剋星

1633
01:56:17,320 --> 01:56:19,231
你們怎麼那麼逗啊

1634
01:56:21,160 --> 01:56:23,071
川川 聽你的

1635
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,758
你觉得这个人可信么

1636
01:56:28,040 --> 01:56:29,712
你說行 我就答應

1637
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,232
我覺得他

1638
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:35,273
還行吧

1639
01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:38,155
他也没比其他人更坏

1640
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:41,076
謝謝啊 川川

1641
01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:44,671
評價太高了

1642
01:56:47,080 --> 01:56:50,675
这回看你还怎么往下摘

1643
01:56:58,480 --> 01:56:59,595
先說好啊

1644
01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:01,039
結了婚以後

1645
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:03,713
你的就是我的 我的还是我的

1646
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:06,270
从此剥夺你的自我了

1647
01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:09,033
嚴禁講理

1648
01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:11,629
基本的公民權利得給保留吧

1649
01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:13,671
打麻將的自由 看電視的自由

1650
01:57:14,280 --> 01:57:16,157
当着外人不受打骂的自由

1651
01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:18,109
打麻將可以

1652
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:19,468
牌友我得審查

1653
01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:21,029
看電視可以

1654
01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:22,718
不許看非誠勿擾

1655
01:57:23,520 --> 01:57:24,475
當著外人

1656
01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,556
一年只給你一次面

1657
01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:31,430
你們還真成一家子啦

1658
01:57:31,560 --> 01:57:33,755
用人朝前不用人朝後

1659
01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:41,231
哪女的都一樣

1660
01:57:41,320 --> 01:57:42,514
不省心

1661
01:58:26,760 --> 01:58:31,197
最好不相見

1662
01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:38,149
便可不相戀

1663
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:44,196
最好不相知

1664
01:58:45,800 --> 01:58:50,635
便可不相思

1665
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:56,597
最好不相伴

1666
01:58:58,480 --> 01:59:03,474
便可不相欠

1667
01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:09,350
最好不相惜

1668
01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:16,358
便可不相憶

1669
01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:24,592
最好不相愛

1670
01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:31,390
便可不相棄

1671
01:59:33,080 --> 01:59:37,198
最好不相對

1672
01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:44,508
便可不相會

1673
01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:49,718
最好不相誤

1674
01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:57,592
便可不相負

1675
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:03,070
最好不相許

1676
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:09,515
便可不相續

1677
02:00:13,840 --> 02:00:19,119
但曾相見便相知

1678
02:00:20,160 --> 02:00:25,393
相見何如不見時

1679
02:00:26,480 --> 02:00:32,077
安得與君相決絕

1680
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:38,437
免教生死作相思

1681
02:01:04,680 --> 02:01:09,071
最好不相見

1682
02:01:11,160 --> 02:01:15,676
便可不相戀

1683
02:01:17,440 --> 02:01:21,638
最好不相知

1684
02:01:23,560 --> 02:01:28,395
便可不相思

1685
02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:34,635
最好不相伴

1686
02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:41,559
便可不相欠

1687
02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:47,514
最好不相惜

1688
02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:54,353
便可不相憶

1689
02:01:55,400 --> 02:01:59,632
最好不相依

1690
02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:07,117
便可不相偎

1691
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:12,589
最好不相遇

1692
02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:20,230
便可不相聚